I woke up nice and early this morning [not really; 8] intending on running, so I brushed my teeth and tried to figure out exactly where to go. Because of my compulsive issues when it comes to distance, I decided to go on the computer and see how far some jaunt would be.
Being that I was on the computer, I figured I should check up on Facebook. You know. I’m popular. People need to tell me things.
1 new friend request. Lovely. I wonder who it could be?
…
Jimbo.
You guys. My father is now part of the internet. I don’t know how I feel about this.
brb, gotta go run this out.